“Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

        — Unknown

“For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.”

        — Mark Twain

“It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”

        — Franklin P. Jones

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”

        — Edmund Burke

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”

        — Beverley Nichols