“Sometimes you’re the windshield, and sometimes you’re the bug.”

        — Mark Knopfler

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“The problem with Test-Driven Development is that you have to think about what you want the code to do before you write it. And that ruins the surprise.”

        — Jason Gorman

“Three words, eight letters, three syllables, five vowels, three consonants, two nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!”

        — MJ (@_iamMJ)

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”

        — Flash Rosenberg

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.”

        — Richard Brinsley Sheridan, The Critic

“Then what are we fighting for?”

        — Winston Churchill in response to a suggestion of cutting arts funding to support the war effort

“I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.”

        — Bella Abzug

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“Remember, you can do work outside of your paid hours as well.”

        — Clients From Hell

“There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”

        — Josh Billings

“When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”

        — Voltaire

“He was jeopardising his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.”

        — Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward.”

        — Caprice Crane

“He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog. To tell you the truth I’m kinda glad he hit you.”

        — “The Magicians” by Lev Grossman

“Respect for the truth is an acquired taste.”

        — Mark van Doren

“It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you do with your life that counts.”

        — Millard Fuller

“The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.”

        — Rita Mae Brown

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you just might miss it.”

        — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“No man is a failure who is enjoying life.”

        — William Feather