“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”

        — Mae West

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”

        — Lois Wyse

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”

        — Lois Wyse

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad

“A man in the house is worth two in the street.”

        — Mae West