“People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.”

        — Abigail Van Buren

“If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he’s probably a billionaire. Or, just conceivably, a wharfie.”

        — Australian observation

“Well done is better than well said.”

        — Benjamin Franklin

“May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.”

        — Irish Blessing

“Do not confuse the value of learning something with the actual value of the thing learned.”

        — Ted Nyman (@tnm)

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

Hate a liar more than you hate a thief. A thief is only after our salary, a liar is after our reality.

“It’s so useless but it’s awesome!”

        — Benjamin Humphrey (@humphreybc), Linux.conf.au 2012

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

        — Lane Olinghouse

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

        — Michael Leunig

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”

        — Dale Carnegie

“Everyone is famous for 15 Gigabytes.”

        — Cory Doctorow

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”

        — Plato

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

“We’ve gotten to the point where everybody’s got a right and nobody’s got a responsibility”

        — Newton Minow

“It’s great to be great but it’s greater to be human.”

        — Will Rogers

“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, and sometimes you’re the bug.”

        — Mark Knopfler

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown

“Have your master keys locked in a vault and guarded by dogs. Mean dogs. Dogs with two factor authentication.”

        — Tom Eastman (@tveastman) #lca2016

“The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.”

        — Richard Brinsley Sheridan, The Critic

“For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.”

        — Mark Twain

“Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.”

        — Anthony D’Angelo