“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield

“I was married by a judge – I should have asked for a jury.”

        — Groucho Marx

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”

        — Beverley Nichols

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”

        — Beverley Nichols

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“I was married by a judge – I should have asked for a jury.”

        — Groucho Marx

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.”

        — Bella Abzug

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown

“I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”

        — Lee Grant

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

        — Socrates

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown