“A company that focuses solely on profits ultimately betrays both itself and society.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

“All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.”

        — Unknown

“Decorate yourself from the inside out.”

        — Terri Guillemets

“Grant me the serenity to accept the code I cannot change, the courage to refactor the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

        — Unknown

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

        — Albert Einstein

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

        — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

        — Albert Einstein

“My mind is like my internet browser. Nineteen tabs are open, three of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”

        — Unknown

“Inside every well-written large program is a well-written small program.”

        — C. A. R. Hoare

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

        — Mark Twain

“Good design is clear thinking made visible. Bad design is stupidity made visible.”

        — Edward Tufte

“Ironically, making a statement with words is the least effective method.”

        — Grey Livingston

“The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.”

        — Edward Phelps

“Americans will always reach for their lawyers first.”

        — Neil Brennan, Ignite Melbourne 2010

“Sometimes when you trade tradition for progress you wind up with neither. This isn’t one of those occasions but still, it’s a catchy saying.”

        — In Plain Sight

“I can picture in my mind a world without war and without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

        — Jack Handey (@Thinking_Deep) #

“We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.”

        — Unknown

“They gave each other a smile with a future in it.”

        — Ring Lardner

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.”

        — Jim Rohn

“Corporate policy is the great leveller, allows the gibbering idiot not to think and drives the intelligent to gibbering idiocy.”

        — Adam Donnison

“The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.”

        — Unknown