“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

“I like the word ‘indolence’. It makes my laziness seem classy.”

        — Bern Williams