“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”

        — Lee Grant

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

        — Socrates

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

        — Socrates

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

“The biggest mistake men make is thinking they have to even remotely understand what it is that they’re apologising for.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“The biggest mistake men make is thinking they have to even remotely understand what it is that they’re apologising for.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“I am in favour of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands - after all, one must start somewhere.”

        — Sacha Guitry

“I am in favour of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands - after all, one must start somewhere.”

        — Sacha Guitry

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud