“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.”

        — Mark Twain

“We must have reasons for speech but we need none for silence.”

        — Proverb

No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell

“Eat the first Skittle in the bag like it’s the last Skittle in the bag.”

        — David Tate (@mixteenth) #

“A nice thing about being single is when you’re setting the silverware it doesn’t matter which side you put the remote on.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“Thinking big generally scares everyone.”

        — Neil Gilmer #

“There’s much to be said for challenging fate instead of ducking behind it.”

        — Diana Trilling

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) #

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“The twentieth century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: the growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.”

        — Alex Carey

“I am no longer willing to drive toward the future, using the rear-view mirror as my means of navigation.”

        — Anthony Robbins

“Stupidity on the Internet is there for everyone to see for all times in perpetuity.”

        — Ron Kuby #

“Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.”

        — Unknown

“The (computer) mouse is probably the narrowest straw you could try and suck all of human expression through.”

        — Joy Mountford

“One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.”

        — Charles P. Issawi

“Never let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you’ll become.”

        — Nick Portokalos

“To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”

        — Confucius

“The bigger the hat, the smaller the property.”

        — Australian Proverb

“Liz is different from all the other girls I’ve known. For one thing, she likes me.”

        — Jon, Garfield #

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

        — Peter Drucker