Friday, January 31, 2020

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”

        — Unknown

Thursday, January 30, 2020

“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

        — John Locke

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

“I used to think I wasn’t a morning person, but things never got better after lunch.”

        — Wally from Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

Monday, January 27, 2020

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

Friday, January 24, 2020

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

        — John Cage

Thursday, January 23, 2020

“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”

        — Chinese Proverb

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

“One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy.”

        — Eric Evans

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

“There is no failure. Only feedback.”

        — Robert Allen

Monday, January 20, 2020

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”

        — Mark Twain

Friday, January 17, 2020

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

        — William Somerset Maugham

Thursday, January 16, 2020

“Moore’s Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.”

        — Eliezer Yudkowsky

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.”

        — Albert Einstein

Monday, January 13, 2020

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

        — Will Rogers

Friday, January 10, 2020

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”

        — Ann Landers

Thursday, January 9, 2020

“War does not determine who is right, only who is left.”

        — Bertrand Russell

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

“They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.”

        — Francis Bacon

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

“Out in the bush, the tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.”

        — Australian observation

Monday, January 6, 2020

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)

Friday, January 3, 2020

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

        — David Letterman

Thursday, January 2, 2020

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay