“I am having an out of money experience.”

        — Unknown

“Stupidity got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out?”

        — Will Rogers

“If it ain’t broke, it’s probably a banker.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays) #

“I follow a healthy lifestyle, but I rarely catch up with it.”

        — Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen #

“Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.”

        — Bob Talbert

“Good design adds value faster than it adds cost.”

        — Thomas C. Gale

“He bites his tongue who speaks in haste.”

        — Turkish Proverb

“I am no longer willing to drive toward the future, using the rear-view mirror as my means of navigation.”

        — Anthony Robbins

“Stupidity on the Internet is there for everyone to see for all times in perpetuity.”

        — Ron Kuby #

“A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.”

        — Unknown

“Any sufficiently advanced information is indistinguishable from noise.”

“Don’t try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.”

        — Arthur Freed

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

“The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.”

        — Germain G. Glien

“Winners win and losers have meetings.”

        — Ozzie Guillen

“A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbour’s.”

        — Richard Whately

“It is better to do the right problem the wrong way than the wrong problem the right way.”

        — Richard Hamming

“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.”

        — Sandra Carey

Javascript had to “look like Java” only less so, be Java’s dumb kid brother or boy-hostage sidekick. Plus, I had to be done in ten days or something worse than Javascript would have happened.

        — Brendan Eich, creator of Javascript

“Do not confuse the value of learning something with the actual value of the thing learned.”

        — Ted Nyman (@tnm) #

“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown