“Could you make it less literal and more obvious?”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

“Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backward.”

        — Soren Kierkegaard

“Sometimes the most unnecessary parts are the most necessary parts.”

        — Caleb

“Never mistake motion for action.”

        — Ernest Hemingway

“I am driven by two main philosophies: know more about the world than I knew yesterday, and lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.”

        — Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward.”

        — Caprice Crane

“All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.”

        — Unknown