“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

        — Will Rogers

“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.”

        — W. C. Fields

“Gaze not into the abyss, lest you become recognized as an abyss domain expert, and they expect you keep gazing into the damn thing.”

        — Nick Mathewson #

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”

        — Hilary Cooper

“Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don’t think.”

        — Unknown

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson #

“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

        — Grey’s law