Ode to traffic jams
how I detest this time sink
where are flying cars?

        — Marissa (@dj_marz) #

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”

        — John Shirley

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.”

        — Japanese Proverb

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

        — Aristotle

“Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Don’t worry that children never listen to you, worry that they are always watching you.”

        — Robert Fulghum