“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

        — Albert Einstein

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

        — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

        — Albert Einstein

“My mind is like my internet browser. Nineteen tabs are open, three of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”

        — Unknown

“Inside every well-written large program is a well-written small program.”

        — C. A. R. Hoare

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

        — Mark Twain

“Good design is clear thinking made visible. Bad design is stupidity made visible.”

        — Edward Tufte