“In waking a tiger, use a long stick”

        — Mao Tse-Tung

“My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.”

        — Linda Sunshine

“There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.”

        — Alfred Korzybski

“You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”

        — Navajo Proverb

“Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.”

        — Voltaire

“Happiness is a direction, not a place.”

        — Sydney J. Harris

“Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.”

        — Agnes Allen