“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.”

        — Sandra Carey

Javascript had to “look like Java” only less so, be Java’s dumb kid brother or boy-hostage sidekick. Plus, I had to be done in ten days or something worse than Javascript would have happened.

        — Brendan Eich, creator of Javascript

“Do not confuse the value of learning something with the actual value of the thing learned.”

        — Ted Nyman (@tnm) #

“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown

“Rewriting is an opportunity to find new ways of coding old bugs, as well as exciting new bugs.”

        — Unknown