“Don’t anthropomorphise computers. They hate it.”

        — Unknown

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb

“Home is where you hang your @.”

        — Unknown

“Rewriting is an opportunity to find new ways of coding old bugs, as well as exciting new bugs.”

        — Unknown

“Three words, eight letters, three syllables, five vowels, three consonants, two nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!”

        — MJ (@_iamMJ) #

“I quote others only in order the better to express myself.”

        — Michel de Montaigne

“Laughter is a part of the human survival kit.”

        — David Nathan