“My great mistake, the fault for which I can’t forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

        — Frank Scully

“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.”

        — Mark Twain

“We must have reasons for speech but we need none for silence.”

        — Proverb

No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell