“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

        — Frank Scully

“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.”

        — Mark Twain

“We must have reasons for speech but we need none for silence.”

        — Proverb

No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell

“Eat the first Skittle in the bag like it’s the last Skittle in the bag.”

        — David Tate (@mixteenth) #