“Eat the first Skittle in the bag like it’s the last Skittle in the bag.”

        — David Tate (@mixteenth) #

“A nice thing about being single is when you’re setting the silverware it doesn’t matter which side you put the remote on.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“Thinking big generally scares everyone.”

        — Neil Gilmer #

“There’s much to be said for challenging fate instead of ducking behind it.”

        — Diana Trilling

“Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.”

        — Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) #

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“The twentieth century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: the growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.”

        — Alex Carey