“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.”

        — Unknown

“You’re making this too complicated when it’s really quite simple. All you have to do is make the software completely configurable so it can do whatever I need it to.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell #

“An approximate answer to the right question is worth a great deal more than a precise answer to the wrong question.”

        — John Tukey

“The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing.”

        — Jean Baptiste Colbert

“When you judge someone it doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are”

        — Unknown

“Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.”

        — Unknown