“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything.”

        — Darrell Huff, How to Lie With Statistics

“I am having an out of money experience.”

        — Unknown

“Stupidity got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out?”

        — Will Rogers

“If it ain’t broke, it’s probably a banker.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays) #

“I follow a healthy lifestyle, but I rarely catch up with it.”

        — Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen #

“Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.”

        — Bob Talbert

“Good design adds value faster than it adds cost.”

        — Thomas C. Gale