“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.”

        — Jim Rohn

“Corporate policy is the great leveller, allows the gibbering idiot not to think and drives the intelligent to gibbering idiocy.”

        — Adam Donnison

“The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.”

        — Unknown

“He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.”

        — Stephen Leacock

Ode to traffic jams
how I detest this time sink
where are flying cars?

        — Marissa (@dj_marz) #

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield