“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”

        — Helen Hays

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

        — John Barrymore

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”

        — Helen Hays

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.”

        — Douglas MacArthur

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

        — John Barrymore

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”

        — Helen Hays

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.”

        — Douglas MacArthur

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

        — John Barrymore

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”

        — Satchel Paige

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

        — John Barrymore