“It’s better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.”

        — Unknown

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

“It’s better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.”

        — Unknown

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.”

        — Unknown

“He who has begun is half done.”

        — Horace

“There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”

        — Josh Billings

“To avoid criticism , do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.”

        — Elbert Green Hubbard

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

He who think by the inch,
and talk by the mile,
ought to be kicked by the foot.

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“It’s good to shut up sometimes.”

        — Marcel Marceau

Hate a liar more than you hate a thief. A thief is only after our salary, a liar is after our reality.

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

He who think by the inch,
and talk by the mile,
ought to be kicked by the foot.

“Don’t try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.”

        — Arthur Freed

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”

        — Judy Garland

Hate a liar more than you hate a thief. A thief is only after our salary, a liar is after our reality.