“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.”

        — Unknown

“You’re making this too complicated when it’s really quite simple. All you have to do is make the software completely configurable so it can do whatever I need it to.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell #

“An approximate answer to the right question is worth a great deal more than a precise answer to the wrong question.”

        — John Tukey

“The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing.”

        — Jean Baptiste Colbert

“When you judge someone it doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are”

        — Unknown

“Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.”

        — Unknown

“The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.”

        — Benjamin Jowett

“We do not inherit the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.”

        — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Simplicity is about subtracting the obvious and adding the meaningful.”

        — John Maeda

“A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.”

        — Edgar J. Mohn

“Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life – for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.”

        — Laura Teresa Marquez

“Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backward.”

        — Soren Kierkegaard

“If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.”

        — M. H. Alderson

“Programming is an art form that fights back.”

“It is good for us to keep some account of our prayers, that we may not unsay them in our practice.”

        — Matthew Henry

“To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.”

“There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.”

        — Clarence Darrow

“My great mistake, the fault for which I can’t forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

        — Frank Scully