“If you knew how much work went into it, you wouldn’t call it genius.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

        — Unknown

“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”

        — Ashleigh Brilliant

“The cure for a fallacious argument is a better argument, not the suppression of ideas.”

        — Carl Sagan

“Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.”

        — Michel de Montaige

“Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.”

        — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“Forever is composed of nows.”

        — Emily Dickinson

“In the olden days, if you wanted to watch an American TV show as soon as it came out, you had to get an expensive flight to America every week. But now, thanks to the internet, it’s much easier to find cheaper flights to America.”

        — Tim Berners-Lee

“It’s good to shut up sometimes.”

        — Marcel Marceau

“Decorate yourself from the inside out.”

        — Terri Guillemets

“We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.”

        — Winston Churchill

“You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.”

        — Richard Buckminster Fuller

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.”

        — Edward H. Harriman

“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel.”

        — Unknown

“Americans will always reach for their lawyers first.”

        — Neil Brennan, Ignite Melbourne 2010

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

        — Franklin P. Jones

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)