“God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

        — Don Marquis

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

        — Peter Drucker

“Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.”

        — James Bryant Conant

“The law locks up the man who steals the goose from the common, but leaves the greater criminal loose who steals the common from the goose.”

        — Australian convict saying

“I can picture in my mind a world without war and without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

        — Jack Handey (@Thinking_Deep)

“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

        — Unknown

“I’m going to buy him a copy of the Mythical Man Month. Actually I’m going to buy him two copies so he can read it twice as fast.”

        — Unknown

“Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.”

        — Max L. Forman

“Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.”

        — Unknown

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.”

        — Jorge Luis Borges

“Design without a cost target is just art class”

        — Clothing designer from Nike

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.”

        — George Jean Nathan

“We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.”

        — Anais Nin

“Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it”

        — Frederick Pohl

“The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”

        — Dale Carnegie

“Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”

        — Les Brown

“If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.”

        — E. Joseph Cossman