Friday, May 31, 2019

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Thursday, May 30, 2019

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

        — Lane Olinghouse

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Yesterday it built.
No change; today it does not.
The code has feelings.

        — Pete Goodliffe

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

“There are those that avoid failure, and those that seek success; those that avoid complexity, and those that seek simplicity.”

        — Simon Harris (@haruki_zaemon)

Monday, May 27, 2019

“Hatred is one long wait.”

        — RenĂ© Maran

Friday, May 24, 2019

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

Thursday, May 23, 2019

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

        — Aristotle

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

“If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything.”

        — Darrell Huff, How to Lie With Statistics

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

“To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”

        — Confucius

Monday, May 20, 2019

“The best way to sound like you know what you’re talking about is to know what you’re talking about.”

        — Unknown

Friday, May 17, 2019

“The things which are most important don’t always scream the loudest.”

        — Bob Hawke

Thursday, May 16, 2019

“I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.”

        — Matt Bailey (@mattb811)

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

“No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

“During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa.”

        — Unknown

Monday, May 13, 2019

“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.”

        — C. S. Lewis

Friday, May 10, 2019

“Stupidity on the Internet is there for everyone to see for all times in perpetuity.”

        — Ron Kuby

Thursday, May 9, 2019

“We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.”

        — Anais Nin

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

“We’ve spent more money bailing out the banks, in one year, than we’ve spent on Science in Britain, since Jesus.”

        — Professor Brian Cox

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

        — Unknown

Monday, May 6, 2019

“Fear not that life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.”

        — John Henry Cardinal Newman

Friday, May 3, 2019

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator

Thursday, May 2, 2019

“Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

        — Theodore Roosevelt

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

“The heart is the first feature of working minds.”

        — Frank Lloyd Wright