“They say if you play that Microsoft CD backward you hear satanic messages. But that’s nothing, if you play it forward it installs Windows.”

“They say if you play that Microsoft CD backward you hear satanic messages. But that’s nothing, if you play it forward it installs Windows.”

“They say if you play that Microsoft CD backward you hear satanic messages. But that’s nothing, if you play it forward it installs Windows.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

“Does anybody remember Microsoft? They use to be a big company.”

        — Mitch Wagner, This Week in Google

“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

“Does anybody remember Microsoft? They use to be a big company.”

        — Mitch Wagner, This Week in Google

“They say if you play that Microsoft CD backward you hear satanic messages. But that’s nothing, if you play it forward it installs Windows.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.”

        — Ernst Jan Plugge

“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.”

        — Ernst Jan Plugge

“Does anybody remember Microsoft? They use to be a big company.”

        — Mitch Wagner, This Week in Google

“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.”

        — Ernst Jan Plugge

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

“They say if you play that Microsoft CD backward you hear satanic messages. But that’s nothing, if you play it forward it installs Windows.”