“Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

        — Theodore Roosevelt

“God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.”

        — Unknown

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”

        — Ann Landers

It amazes me that the same people that consider “developers” fungible are upset when the resources consider them equally exchangeable.

        — Torbjörn Gyllebring (@drunkcod)

“Ordinary people need to lead and not sit there and think that governments are going to spoon feed them.”

        — Ian Kiernan

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.”

        — Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

“But considering that the ancient Greeks created democracy and civilisation, you would think they would have created copyright law if they had wanted to.”

        — Lloyd Kaufman #

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

        — Peter Drucker

“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.”

        — Neil Gaiman

“I don’t mind suffering is silence, as long as everyone knows I’m suffering in silence."

        — Boho the hippopotamus, from the Jungle Doctor story, “Sweet and Sour Hippo”

“Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.”

        — Unknown

“The latest new features in C++ are designed to fix the previously new features in C++”

        — David Jameson

“As user friendly as a cornered rat.”

        — Seen in a software review

“I have often lamented that we cannot close our ears with as much ease as we can our eyes.”

        — Richard Steele

“All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.”

        — Demosthenes

“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?”

        — Pablo Casals

“Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?”

        — Cinderella by Oscar Hammerstein II

“Could you make it less literal and more obvious?”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

        — Unknown

“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown