“This is everything we asked for but not what we wanted.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell #

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“Take risks, dare to fail, remember the first person through the wall always gets hurt.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

“To love would be an awfully big adventure.”

        — J. M. Barrie (Peter Pan)

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell