“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

        — Hanlon’s Razor

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”

        — Leo Tolstoy

“It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.”

        — David Cain

“The difference between a stupid man and a wise one is the stupid man’s inability to calculate the consequences of the action. The same goes for government.”

        — Brian Penton

“A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.”

        — Unknown

“It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.”

        — John Cassis