“No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.”

        — Unknown

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

“If you lend someone twenty dollars, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”

        — Unknown

“There is one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one’s life – reciprocity.”

        — Confucius

“Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.”

        — Mark Twain

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

        — George S. Patton