“If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, ‘Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot’, you are wasting everybody’s time.”

        — Julia Segal (@juliasegal)

“Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.”

        — Unknown

“The liberation of humanity is all or nothing.”

        — May 1968 Graffiti #

“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”

        — G. M. Weilacher

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”

        — Milton Berle

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”

        — Rita Mae Brown

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

        — Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson