“There are only two things software professionals dislike: the way things are, and change.”

        — Tobias Mayer (@tobiasmayer)

“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.”

        — Mistinguett

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”

        — Jack London

“Before you speak, ask yourself: Is it necessary? Is it true? Does it improve upon the silence?”

        — Shirdi Sai Baba

“The future is already here – it is just unevenly distributed.”

        — William Gibson

“Faith can move mountains, but don’t be surprised if God hands you a shovel.”

        — Unknown

“Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.”

        — John Quinton