“Remember, you can do work outside of your paid hours as well.”

        — Clients From Hell

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

“Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.”

        — Ira Gassen

Hate a liar more than you hate a thief. A thief is only after our salary, a liar is after our reality.

“Every day one should at least listen to a little song, read a good poem, look at a fine painting, and, if possible, say a few reasonable words.”

        — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

“I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.”

        — Horace Greeley