“I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.”

        — Horace Greeley

“Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.”

        — Michel de Montaige

“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

        — Unknown

“Being realistic is the most commonly travelled road to mediocrity.”

        — Will Smith

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”

        — Billy Connolly

“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“It’s hard to be a James Bond in an Abbott and Costello world.”

        — Unknown