“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”

        — John F. Kennedy

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”

        — William Somerset Maugham

“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”

        — Joan Gussow

“If you lend someone twenty dollars, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”

        — Unknown

“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.”

        — Unknown

“English is already a fairly succinct language, but it appears to be succinctering.”

        — Steve Yegge (@Steve_Yegge)

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”

        — Barnett Cocks