“I have 1,500 Facebook friends, and I don’t know who any of them are.”

        — Unknown #

“Progress always involves risks. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.”

        — Frederick B. Wilcox

“Someday humanity will defeat Skynet by installing iTunes and McAfee on it.”

        — Lowell (@howtogeek)

“Good things come to those who bait.”

“Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.”

        — Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

        — George Best