“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”

        — Milton Berle

“Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.”

        — Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

“Laughter is a part of the human survival kit.”

        — David Nathan

“Work like you owe money to a Russian, love like you’ve never looked in the mirror, dance like a drunk badger attacking a hedge.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays)

“It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

        — Woody Allen

“No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.”

        — Russian Proverb

“It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.”

        — Saint Francis of Assisi