“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“I used to think I wasn’t a morning person, but things never got better after lunch.”

        — Wally from Dilbert by Scott Adams

“Find love when you have time, and find time when you already found the one to love.”

        — Terry Pratchett

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.”

        — Kenyan proverb

“Process is an embedded reaction to prior stupidity.”

        — Clay Shirky

“The plural of regex is regrets.”

        — John Opdenakker