“What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists.”

        — Archibald MacLeish

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

        — Lucille Ball

“In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn’t exists, so let’s not hope for one.”

        — Ze Frank, The Show, 18 Apr 2006

“Politics is when people choose their words and actions based on how they want others to react rather than based on what they really think.”

        — Patrick Lencioni, The Five Dysfunctions of a Team

“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I bailed because you wouldn’t stop talking about your gluten allergy.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

        — Grey’s law

“My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.”

        — Unknown