“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

“In waking a tiger, use a long stick”

        — Mao Tse-Tung

“I praise loudly, I blame softly.”

        — Catherine the Great

“We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.”

        — Unknown

“Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow colour blind.”

        — Austin O’Malley

“I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.”

        — Matt Bailey (@mattb811)

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb