“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.”

        — Josh Billings

“Reality shows are great because they let you watch dysfunctional people without an annoying mirror.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.”

        — Indira Gandhi

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

        — Don Marquis

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”

        — Isaac Asimov

“Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.”

        — African Proverb

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay