“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.”

        — Indira Gandhi

“Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he’s supposed to be.”

        — Duncan Trussell

“You just have to make the transition from weird to eccentric and then you’re okay.”

        — John Elder Robinson

“It was pretty much an accident because I didn’t mean it!”

        — Raven Hinton, aged 8

“Be the ancient advanced alien race you want to see in the universe.”

        — @futurebird@sauropods.win

“If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.”

        — Unknown

“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool”

        — Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton