“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be human. You’d be a game-show host.”

        — Heathers

“The real problem of humanity is the following: we have paleolithic emotions; medieval institutions; and god-like technology.”

        — Edward O. Wilson, sociobiologist

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“One accurate measurement is worth more than a thousand expert opinions.”

        — Grace Hopper

“If you are using PowerPoint to even 25% of its potential, your presentation will probably suck.”

        — Karl Seguin, Goodbye Microsoft Office

“Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.”

        — Anne Lamott