“If you can put an axe through it, it’s hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it’s software.”

        — Unknown

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

        — Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

“Feelings are much like waves, we can’t stop them from coming, but we can choose which one to surf.”

        — Jonatan Mårtensson

“I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”

        — Mark Twain

“The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilisation.”

        — Sigmund Freud

“Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.”

        — Unknown

“C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.”

        — Dennis M. Ritchie