Your success really depends on how loosely you’re willing to define the word “success.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

“This crash always occured with the Skype toolbar, speaking of malware.”

        — Firefox Developer, Linux.conf.au 2012

“Sometimes when you trade tradition for progress you wind up with neither. This isn’t one of those occasions but still, it’s a catchy saying.”

        — In Plain Sight

“One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy.”

        — Eric Evans

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

“The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war.”

        — Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”

        — Charles M. Schulz