“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“If we decide the real world is wrong because it does not match our lab, we are not doing science, we are doing economics.”

        — Linux.conf.au 2012

“If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.”

        — Voltaire

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

        — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

(RIP)

“Grant me the serenity to accept the code I cannot change, the courage to refactor the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

        — Unknown

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

“You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”

        — Navajo Proverb