“A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbour’s.”

        — Richard Whately

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

        — Bill Cosby

“C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.”

        — Scott McKay

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week”

        — Spanish Proverb

“If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.”

        — Oliver Herford

“May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.”

        — Irish Blessing