“The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

“The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”

        — Flannery O’Connor

“Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.”

        — Unknown

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

“I mean seriously, aren’t there days when you’d rather open an artery than check your email?”

        — J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski)

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”

        — George Bernard Shaw