“I named my kitten Rose: fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns.”

        — Astrid Alauda

“An alternative spelling of passive aggressive is ‘mum’.”

        — Miss Cook

“Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.”

        — Herbert Hoover

“Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.”

        — William Safire

“Reality shows are great because they let you watch dysfunctional people without an annoying mirror.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“Life is far too short not to have a little umbrella in your drink.”

        — Leigh Standley