“I think I just ate my willpower.”

        — Unknown

(Good luck to all those with New Year resolutions.)

“Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.”

        — George Santayana

“Everyone likes somebody who gets to the point quickly.”

        — David Cain

“There are too many people, and too few human beings.”

        — Robert Zend

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

        — Roy L. Smith

“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”

        — Oscar Wilde