Thursday, May 31, 2012

“When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you’ve got plenty to watch.”

        — Unkonwn

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

“If you trip over a pun in your speaking it’s not so bad but to intentionally jump on one is a true offence.”

        — Graycie Harmon

Monday, May 28, 2012

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

        — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Friday, May 25, 2012

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

        — Mark Twain

Thursday, May 24, 2012

“Children have more need of models than of critics.”

        — Carolyn Coats

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

“The three horrors of modern life – talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

We have not succeeded in answering all your problems.

The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions.

In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things.

        — Unknown

Monday, May 21, 2012

“One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.”

        — Andre Gide

Friday, May 18, 2012

“Stupidity got us into this mess, why can’t it get us out?”

        — Will Rogers

Thursday, May 17, 2012

“I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.”

        — Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

“Ordinary people need to lead and not sit there and think that governments are going to spoon feed them.”

        — Ian Kiernan

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

“Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson

Monday, May 14, 2012

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”

        — Marcus Tullius Cicero (106BC-43BC)

Friday, May 11, 2012

A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, “where mother is.”

        — Keith L. Brooks

(Don’t forget your mum on Mother’s Day this Sunday.)

Thursday, May 10, 2012

“It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.”

        — Frederick Douglass

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

“Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.”

        — Laura Swenson

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.”

        — Alfred E. Neuman

Monday, May 7, 2012

“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.”

        — Japanese Proverb

Friday, May 4, 2012

“Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.”

        — Mason Cooley

Thursday, May 3, 2012

“You just have to make the transition from weird to eccentric and then you’re okay.”

        — John Elder Robinson

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

“…and on the 3rd day God finished creating the Earth, and it looked fantastic and worked really well. And then he checked it in IE…”

        — Simon (@intruth)

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

“A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether or not to say it.”

        — Unknown