Tuesday, April 30, 2013

“It’s hard to be a James Bond in an Abbott and Costello world.”

        — Unknown

Monday, April 29, 2013

“A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.”

        — Unknown

Friday, April 26, 2013

“The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing.”

        — Jean Baptiste Colbert

Thursday, April 25, 2013

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

        — Mark Twain

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

“Indecision becomes decision with time.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

“When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.”

        — Abraham Joshua Heschel

Monday, April 22, 2013

“To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.”

        — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Friday, April 19, 2013

“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.”

        — Alfred E. Neuman

Thursday, April 18, 2013

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.”

        — William Makepeace Thackeray

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

“The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.”

        — Michelangelo Buonarroti

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

“The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”

        — Flannery O’Connor

Monday, April 15, 2013

“Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.”

        — Unknown

Friday, April 12, 2013

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

Thursday, April 11, 2013

“I mean seriously, aren’t there days when you’d rather open an artery than check your email?”

        — J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

Monday, April 8, 2013

“Someday humanity will defeat Skynet by installing iTunes and McAfee on it.”

        — Lowell (@howtogeek)

Friday, April 5, 2013

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

Thursday, April 4, 2013

“What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so.”

        — Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

“As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter it, you are it’s slave.”

        — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Monday, April 1, 2013

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”

        — Errol Flynn