Wednesday, January 18, 2017

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”

        — Joseph Conrad

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

        — Bill Cosby

Monday, January 16, 2017

Hip-hop music that is no longer popular should simply be referred to as “hop.”

        — Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook)

Friday, January 13, 2017

“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.”

        — American Proverb

Thursday, January 12, 2017

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

        — Sir Winston Churchill

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

“Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”

        — Henri Louis Bergson

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

“Liz is different from all the other girls I’ve known. For one thing, she likes me.”

        — Jon, Garfield