“If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait till you hire an amateur.”

        — Red Adair

“Labels are for cans, not for people.”

        — Andy Warhol

“People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.”

        — Unknown

“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.”

        — William Shakespeare

“When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.”

        — Otto von Bismarck

“Interpretive dance, when it succeeds, is still a failure.”

        — Toby Hede, “Things I have learned from a lifetime of failure” Ignite Melbourne 2010

If you ever code something that “feels like a hack but it works,” just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking.

        — Ben Driscoll (@daisyowl)