“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

“Don’t judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try.”

        — Unknown

“Decorate yourself from the inside out.”

        — Terri Guillemets

“Too much software productivity is measured by how far the bullet is from the gun, rather than how close it is to the target.”

        — Richard Dalton (@richardadalton)

“You are entitled to your own opinion, but you are not entitled to your own facts.”

        — Daniel Patrick Moynihan

“I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”

        — Lee Grant

“We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is this not sad?”

        — Dorothe Deluzy