“I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

“My mind is like my internet browser. Nineteen tabs are open, three of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”

        — Unknown

“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“There is nothing quite so useless as doing with great efficiency something that should not be done at all.”

        — Peter Drucker

“This is everything we asked for but not what we wanted.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell #

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“Take risks, dare to fail, remember the first person through the wall always gets hurt.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #