Friday, October 9, 2015

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”

        — Leonardo da Vinci

Thursday, October 8, 2015

“PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.”

        — Jon Ribbens

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”

        — Rodney Dangerfield

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

“Joy, I think, is a tougher, gutsier emotion than despair. We’re not going to mope our way to a brighter future or better lives.”

        — Alex Steffen (@AlexSteffen)

Monday, October 5, 2015

“We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.”

        — Luciano de Crescenzo

Friday, October 2, 2015

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

Thursday, October 1, 2015

How can we call ourselves “evolved” when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)