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“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
— Leonardo da Vinci
“PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.”
— Jon Ribbens
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
“Joy, I think, is a tougher, gutsier emotion than despair. We’re not going to mope our way to a brighter future or better lives.”
— Alex Steffen (@AlexSteffen)
“We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.”
— Luciano de Crescenzo
“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”
— Bill Vaughan
How can we call ourselves “evolved” when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?
— Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)