Wednesday, May 4, 2016

“Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.”

        — Isaac Wolkerstorfer (@agnoster)

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

Monday, May 2, 2016

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

Friday, April 29, 2016

“I know that you gave us exactly what we asked for, but these are really not what we were hoping for.”

        — Unknown, from Clients From Hell

Thursday, April 28, 2016

“Respect for the truth is an acquired taste.”

        — Mark van Doren

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

“Failure is an event, never a person.”

        — William D. Brown

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

“I have never lowered myself to name calling, and I’m not about to start on account of that prat.”

        — Unknown