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“What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.”
— Yiddish Proverb
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
— Bill Cosby
“The wowser mistakes the world for a penitentiary and themselves as the warden.”
— Australian observation
“Always be nice to people on the way up; because you’ll meet the same people on the way down.”
— Wilson Mizner
“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”
— Barnett Cocks
“If you lend someone twenty dollars, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”
— Unknown
“Perfection [in design] is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”
— St Antoine de ExupĂ©ry
“My writing process: 50 percent pacing, 20 percent snacks, 18 percent furious weeping, 12 percent actual writing.”
— Brendan I. Koerner (@brendankoerner)
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes.”
— Gerald Lieberman
“One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.”
— Andre Gide
“The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.”
— Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
“Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.”
— Rich Kulawiec
“Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.”
— Gian Vincenzo Gravina
“Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe