Friday, November 29, 2019

“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

        — Scott Adams

Thursday, November 28, 2019

“Talk doesn’t cook rice.”

        — Chinese Proverb

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”

        — Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

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        — Unknown Programmer

Monday, November 25, 2019

“The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

Friday, November 22, 2019

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Thursday, November 21, 2019

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.”

        — Josh Billings

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be human. You’d be a game-show host.”

        — Heathers

Monday, November 18, 2019

“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”

        — Joan Gussow

Friday, November 15, 2019

“As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master once you utter it, you are its slave.”

        — Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Thursday, November 14, 2019

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

“A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.”

        — Leo Rosten

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

Monday, November 11, 2019

“Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.”

        — Eli Gold, The Good Wife

Friday, November 8, 2019

“Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.”

        — Les Brown

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Your success really depends on how loosely you’re willing to define the word “success.”

        — Caprice Crane (@CapricecCrane)

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

“Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

“Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.”

        — Anonymous

Monday, November 4, 2019

“The illiterate of the 21st Century won’t be those can’t read and write, but those who can’t learn, unlearn and re-learn.”

        — Alvin Tofler

Friday, November 1, 2019

“I don’t understand how the people of Tunisia overthrew their government without me signing an e-petition or changing my Twitter avatar.”

        — Matt Bailey (@mattb811)