Thursday, November 30, 2017

Whenever my friends suggest going to a vegan restaurant, my first thought is, “what will I eat afterwards?”

        — David Siegel (@dvdsgl)

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

        — Michael Leunig

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

        — George Best

Monday, November 27, 2017

It raises unwelcome questions when a restaurant puts unnecessary quote marks around a menu item, like “hamburger.”

        — Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)

Friday, November 24, 2017

“When you judge someone it doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are”

        — Unknown

Thursday, November 23, 2017

“Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.”

        — George Santayana

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

“A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.”

        — Jo Godwin

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”

        — Barnett Cocks

Monday, November 20, 2017

“Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving words in evidence of the fact.”

        — George Elliot

Friday, November 17, 2017

“If it ain’t broke, it’s probably a banker.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays)

Thursday, November 16, 2017

“Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.”

        — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

“A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”

        — Aesop

Monday, November 13, 2017

“An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.”

        — Dwight Eisenhower

Friday, November 10, 2017

“Coding isn’t the poor handmaiden of design or analysis. Coding is where your fuzzy ideas awaken in the harsh dawn of reality.”

        — Kent Beck (@kentbeck)

Thursday, November 9, 2017

“A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.”

        — Unknown

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

“Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

“Show me a person who doesn’t like to laugh and I’ll show you a person with a toe tag.”

        — Julia Roberts

Monday, November 6, 2017

“Laughter is a part of the human survival kit.”

        — David Nathan

Friday, November 3, 2017

“Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.”

        — Paul Boese

Thursday, November 2, 2017

“Don’t be sad because its over. Smile because it happened.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

“The illiterate of the 21st Century won’t be those can’t read and write, but those who can’t learn, unlearn and re-learn.”

        — Alvin Tofler