Thursday, March 31, 2011

“Men play the game; women know the score.”

        — Roger Waddis

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

        — Peter Drucker

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.”

        — Unknown

Monday, March 28, 2011

“Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.”

        — John LeCarre

Sunday, March 27, 2011

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

Saturday, March 26, 2011

“Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

Friday, March 25, 2011

“Sometimes there is a silver bullet for boosting software engineering productivity. But you need to shoot the right person.”

        — Michael Stal (@stal_m)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

“Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.”

        — George Orwell

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

“Moore’s Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.”

        — Eliezer Yudkowsky

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.”

        — Sandra Carey

Monday, March 21, 2011

“Kindness in words creates confidence; kindness in thinking creates profoundness; kindness in giving creates love.”

        — Lao Tzu

Sunday, March 20, 2011

“Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.”

        — Miguel de Cervantes

Saturday, March 19, 2011

“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.”

        — Douglas MacArthur

Friday, March 18, 2011

“A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.”

        — Shelby Foote

Thursday, March 17, 2011

“I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.”

        — Bella Abzug

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

“If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.”

        — Louis D. Brandeis

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.”

        — Groucho Marx

Monday, March 14, 2011

“Love is like Pi – natural, irrational, and VERY important.”

(Happy Pi day.)

Sunday, March 13, 2011

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell

Saturday, March 12, 2011

“Find love when you have time, and find time when you already found the one to love.”

        — Terry Pratchett

Friday, March 11, 2011

“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”

        — George Bernard Shaw

Thursday, March 10, 2011

“Being realistic is the most commonly travelled road to mediocrity.”

        — Will Smith

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.”

        — Richard Bach

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

“To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”

        — Confucius

Monday, March 7, 2011

It raises unwelcome questions when a restaurant puts unnecessary quote marks around a menu item, like “hamburger.”

        — Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

“The more laws the more offenders.”

        — Thomas Fuller

Saturday, March 5, 2011

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

        — Upton Sinclair

Friday, March 4, 2011

“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”

        — Kimberly Johnson

Thursday, March 3, 2011

“Seek simplicity, and distrust it.”

        — Alfred North Whitehead, mathematician & philosopher

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”

        — Jane Wagner

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

“What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.”

        — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry